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Better one handful with tranquility than two handfuls with toil and chasing after the wind.
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
If you are what you eat, I am Baskin Robbins' Twinberry Cheesecake ice cream
The ears are feeding on The Agony Scene - We Burn Our Dead at Dawn
With all my might, I completely dislike OSIM. Besides their constant use of "i" in front of every product's name - which means they are shamelessly riding on the fairly marketable Mac prefix - the stupid massage chair nearly killed me. I suppose it's a good thing I'm still alive, but I will now render the reasons why I hate OSIM so.
1. The massaging chair (probably iSomething) almost shot me out of my seat into the vast expanse of a gaggle of Aussies checking out the uZap gadget
2. iSqueez tried to chew and swallow my feet
3. iSqueez pinched my calves
4. iVibe emitted too much heat on my elbow and made it feel awkward
5. iGallop ads are of immense sexual innuendo proportions, so much so it isn't funny anymore, and I have heard some debatable stories about salesmen who "sell" that machine.
6. uZap made Skye and me itch for reasons the sales lady could not offer
7. I couldn't stop cracking up everytime the sales lady person woman tried to show me another product which made her feel uncomfortable - I HATE making people feel uncomfortable. She looked at me with cautious eyes (I was hooting) and said, "Miss, you are the first customer of mine to laugh like that. Laugh so much. First one."
Okay, so that deep-rooted hatred doesn't really have any factually justifiable reasons behind it, although I could have been the first death-by-OSIM victim. I like that I am entitled to my own ridiculous opinions.
Anyway, on to more exciting news - if I do end up going to SA again this September, Asha will be there! YAY!! So we both have to go. There is no other option. We reminisced about Jordy and the other deGersigny kids and us on the trampoline playing stupid truth or dare a year ago. Secrets were revealed! Truth was spoken! Dares were created! I think we made Zoe lick the trampoline. And Tannah had to eat a leaf or something like that. Kaylen nearly got squished. Ah, juvenile fun.
I'm enjoying this whole aspect of having friends who live in all these strange places and us meeting up in some other random country. It's happened a bunch of times, and it's fun. Sucks that I hardly get to see most of them, but it's lots and lots of fun when I do. :-)
This weekend was nice, I have been really busy but I've been having a healthy dose of fun as well (I can't believe I just referred to fun as a "healthy dose"... I sound like an old hag who eats mushrooms raw.)
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