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Friday, February 02, 2007  
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The Inconsistencies of Man

There was once a girl who loved to bake. She dreamt of beautiful cupcakes all day, sumptious jellies for her sisters to feast on, and sweet peach tarts she would bring to her Grandmother's house. She vowed to be the best baker in her country. The next week, she took up knitting, forgetting her trusty oven in the kitchen, crying out to be used. The week after, all knitting and baking tendencies she once held dear to her heart flew out the window as she decided to conquer the Internet and create a new revolutionary software (in the vein of Google, but not really). She merely wanted to feel useful, particularly to herself. The next week she bought a dog and spent all her time cooing over it.

So that was clearly a paragraph of nonsense, because I know not of any girl who has such odd inclinations, but my Mom told me to write something about the inconsistencies of man and I didn't know how else to write about it. How is it possible to venture into a subject I myself am guilty of consistently committing? Here are my inconsistencies, which turn out to be bad habits more than anything else, but also count as inconsistencies:

1. I have a bad habit of not completing/finishing things before I move on to/start using something else, such as toiletries, homework, books, food, and TV shows.

2. I don't feel like writing anymore, so I won't -

Which reminds me: my duty of being a living and breathing person means that feelings cannot dictate everything, because the world would be in a catastrophic state if every single person acted on the individual's emotions and not his or her duties. On further thought, however - a thought that came two seconds later - the world is already in a rather catastrophic state because people want to do what they want to do. Like me. But I'm going to continue starting my sentences with "but" even if it makes no sense and is grammatically wrong and stop writing right now so much so there isn't even time (think space/time continuum) for a period to end this sentence

13:29

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