cambridge, oxford, and i hang out every day. they ridicule me and remind me that:
1. i still can't tell the difference between gerunds and infinitives 2. minimal pairs are such a pain and are out to get me 3. the word "grammarisationally" does not exist
but it's okay. my few rebuttals include my indignant expertise in drawing tree diagrams and identifying words from phonetic symbols. and that Jesus still loves me.